Kinky Carols 3

Floggy The Ho Man

By Tony (aka Cryptic)

Floggy the Ho Man
Had a jolly happy pole
With an 8 inch length
And a 4 inch girth
And 2 balls hung down below

Floggy the Ho Man
Is a "fairy tail" they say
He was such a ho
But the Dommes know
He's a bi sub not just gay

There must have been some magic
In that old black mask they found
For when they strapped it on his head
He began to dance around

Floggy the Ho Man
Was alive as he could be
And the Doms all say
He could laugh and flay
Just the same as you and me

Floggy the Ho Man
Knew the brand was hot that day
So he said let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I bond away

Down to the village
With a switch held in his hand
Running here and there all around the square
Saying cane me if you can

He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
Who slapped him soundly with his hand
and made him scream and hop

Floggy the Ho Man
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don't you cry
You can spank again some day