joints crack more often then your whip
-Your safeword has gone from hungry hungry hippo...to 9-1-1
-Your exotic oils and candles bill pales in comparision to that of your Muscle and joint medical rubs bill
-You are less concerned he remembers your likes dislikes and safeword then you are that he remembers Dr's name, Medicine allergies and medical info
-Shock's have become less a part of play and more a part of being able to continue...."clear pffffft"
-A resperatior is now considered your #1 nessacary toy
-The paramedics are no longer shocked by the sight of your Dungeon,... Just the sight of someone your age trying to use it
-The positions no longer excite you....But being able to get up and walk the next day after them does...
-When asked what you look for in a Dom/mes/sub your first response is " Medical Experience"
-Your Training of your sub includes " How to properly adminster CPR and Heart Medication."
-When you consider being told to open a childproof bottle as a form of punishment.
-When yarn instead of cuffs or rope is used for bondage play...
-When your Docter takes away your key to the dungeon and gives it to your in home nurse with insructions " No playing without supervision."
-When it takes longer to get up and down the dungeons stairs then the entire scene....
thanks to Sir Dragon Lee
ŠTHE BDSM CIRCLE 2001