-If you can make up your mind, you
may be a dominant.
-If your pulse rate quickens as you
pass the hardware store, you may be a dominant.
-If you have stock in Ben Gay, you
may be a dominant.
-If you start to salivate and get aroused
as you pass the local candle factory, you may be a dominant.
-If Citibank calls you because someone
used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another
state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own
a horse, you may be a dominant.
-If You make your vacation destination
decisions based on that area's Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual
Deviance laws, you may be a dominant.
-If your son's Boy Scout Troop thinks
you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot
tying, you may be a dominant.
-If your entire Music collection consists
of music you can scene to, you may be a dominant.
-If you see a sign in front of a house
that reads, Chairs Caned, and you think to yourself, "Gee, some people
are BLATANT about being out.", you may be a dominant.
-If your idea of Fantasy Island looks
far more like Exit to Eden than anything they ever showed on TV, you may
be a dominant.
-If they know you by name, size, and
favorite colors at four local leather shops, you may be a dominant.
-If you need an 18-wheeler to haul
all your toys to a party, you may be a dominant. (At least, you are a
WANNA-BE!)
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