-If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store
and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive.
-If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms
up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive.
-If you are more concerned about the
skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive.
-If you get excited when you see an
ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may
be a submissive.
-If a friend of yours tells you she
can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous,
you may be a submissive.
-If you walk by dog obedience classes
and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive.
-If stocks and bonds fascinate you,
but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a
submissive.
-If you smile and think of a thin,
flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive.
-If you think the best part of going
to church is getting to kneel, you may be a submissive. (The same holds
true if you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier
penance).
-If you get excited while looking through
the cooking implements draw of the kitchen, you may be a submissive.
If you visit Alcatraz, stand for hours
in a dark cell, and come out flushed and smiling, you may be a submissive.
-If you hear the term "House Whip"
on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics,
you may be a submissive.
-If you surf the net to find your own
webmaster, you may be a submissive. If you go to the paint store just
for the stir sticks, you may be a submissive.
-If you hear a confused person say,
"Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!," you may be a submissive.
-If you actually wish your Mastercard
would give you orders, you may be a submissive.
-If you anxiously wait to get from
publishing houses the form letter stating "Thank you for your submission.",
you may be a submissive.
-If you think that the three basic
materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather, you may be a submissive
(or at the least, kinky in general)
-If you're envious of the neighbour
dog's new spike collar & leash, you may be a submissive.
-If you call your personal vibrator
"Sir," you may be a submissive.
-If you go to the pet store, look at
the leather collars, and pick out two or three that match some outfits
you own, you may be a submissive!
-If you think your panties look best
on you when pulled down around your knees, you may be a submissive.
-If you see a road sign displaying,
"Chains required" and wonder if that means, whips are optional, you may
be a submissive.
-If you can't make up your mind, you
may be a submissive.
-If you read a headline about sub warfare,
and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a handsome Dom, you may
well be a submissive.
-If your closet is full of knee pads,
but you don't play sports, you may be submissive.
-If you dream of a beautiful leather
jacket with a full face hood, you may be a submissive.
-If you think "I've always wanted to
see what pony gear looks like ON someone!" when a Bridal Fashion Show
is to be held in your town, you may be submissive
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